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bake sale

A place where crappy cookies, cupcakes, and such are sold. It is also coined as an underground random expletive in certain areas.
Mike, those cookies aren't for you! They're for the BAKE SALE!!!
by Holden McGroin July 6, 2005
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Salem

A nice town in central Massachusetts with a bustling tourist trade. Site of trials (and executions) in Salem Witch Hysteria. Interesting note: the actual hysteria took place a bit northwards, in what is now Danvers. They're not proud.
Wow, this is a nice little place after all! Might want to settle down.
by Pat-rot January 26, 2004
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White Sale

an ejaculation so overwhelmingly massive, messy, and surprising, that all parties involved scramble to clean it up and end up using household linens.
It took them both by surprise when Alan had a white sale all over Martha's face. Not such "a good thing."
by The Tallest Little Toaster November 12, 2008
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Salem

Being The Absolute best at everything you do esepcially skateboarding and filming
Wow that kid can shred and film totally salem.
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Salesianum

Oh my God, is that last guy for real?? Sally's guys are little preppy dweebs who think they are God's gift to women. Dream on, guys. The only girls who would date one of you are Padua or Ursuline girls - cause they don't know any better. Like you, they must live their lives devoid of interaction with the opposite sex, and as we can all see, that really fucks a person up. And a stellar academic education? Come ON! St. Mark's offers twice as many A.P.s as you, has five phases to your three, and develops students into people who can function in the real world - not guys whose jaws drop at any glimpse of a woman.
Q: Why doesn't Sally's have any stairs?
A: Because fairies have wings.
by SMH April 25, 2005
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Snake Oil-Bama Salesman

(n) a combination of the popular term "snake oil salesman" and Obama.

Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Can you believe all of the lies that he just threw out during his campaign speech? Unless you knew he was full of bullshit, you'd think that he was a great guy with all of those pie-in-the-sky statements. It'd be like Hitler saying that he loved Jews and wanted them to prosper.

"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
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Winston-Salem

City in North Carolina with the best mall, Hanes Mall.
Girl-Lets go to Winston-Salem this weekend!

Second Girl- Yes im so ready to shop at hanes mall
by cute and sexi May 12, 2009
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