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sloppy high five

When a man or women fingers his/her partner until there hand is covered in their partners cum and then highfives someone without them knowing about whats covering the hand until it is too late.
friend 1 "hey man high five"
slap
friend 2 "what the fuck is all over my hand?"
friend 1 "ask him/her... you just got a sloppy high five"
punch
by JeffbigB July 7, 2011
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Sloppy Hand

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.
That bitch wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her a sloppy hand right in her face.
by Vypa August 18, 2012
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Sloppy Icelandic Bum Hole

Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
by mrtroller977 October 30, 2011
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sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.
I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.
by Gem29 November 2, 2013
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Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole

When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.
me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"

me: "ok bro good luck."
by ShartOfDarkness May 1, 2014
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Sloppy Joe Fart

Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.
The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.

Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB
by Wabalabadubdub August 14, 2016
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sloppy gummy

Garett just gave Madi a sloppy gummy
by The Rusty Crumpet December 5, 2016
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