Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display

I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

by Odin Overland July 22, 2011

shut up and sleep with me

When you just want to fuck someone so goddamn hard that you tell them to shut up and sleep with you

Player 1 :hey j. Player 2 :SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME

by The return July 2, 2018

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Sleepbrowsing

The act of falling asleep with your hand on the mouse while surfing the web, and randomly clicking and moving it in your sleep, often ending up with something on the screen you were not looking at when you fell asleep.

To other people present, it's like seeing a puppy moving it's legs during a nap, but to the unfortunate sleeper there will be a little concern when he/she will wake up and see something unexpected on the screen, just like sleepwalkers waking up not in their beedroom.

See also RMM (Rapid Mouse Movements).

A: Hey, bro', look, mom fell asleep again at the computer.

B: Oh my god, did you see it? She clicked the mouse. Owww, how cute! She is sleepbrowsing!

A: Holy s**t she opened up a porn site!

by keichix January 11, 2009

put down to sleep

A word or phrase people think of to avoid the truth, that "putting someone/thing down to sleep" is simply killing.

"Put down to sleep" is almost always used in the meaning of giving a pet animal a shot which will kill them, in order to put it out of its misery of a fatal sickness.

See also: abortion, silence

I guess we have to ki-- *cough* I mean, put our dog down to sleep, cuz it has SARS.

by Matt May 9, 2003

sleeping papers

During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.

"Use that old sheet for some sleeping papers! Itll give you a good sleep during english"

by ednamw April 2, 2010

sleep

overrated, yet necessary if you'd like to function semi-normally for about 5 hours per day.

by Siberian Monkey Doo September 28, 2003