Spiderman

IDIOTS.

Spider-man is a Marvel comics character created in 1963.

are you kidding? its fucking spiderman!

by Poey April 8, 2005

Spider-man 3

Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.

This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.

Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?

Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3

by Edgar Twenty-five December 30, 2007

spider veins

Slightly bigger veins usually located on the hands, arms, and feet.

bro: "hey dude, check out my spider veins"
dude: "bro, that is so fuckin wicked! i wish i had spider veins!"

by spiderperson December 16, 2005

Crackhead Spiderman

Someone who dose either crystal meth , or cocain , and jumps from one rooftop to another , robbing the houses of all their silverware . Often carrying a high calibur weapon , in witch to shoot the hamburglar with when the trip gose rotten .

"did you hear about that crackhead spiderman in new york who got shot off the roof in full extention of his jump

by mikey murf November 4, 2007

Spiderman Dat Hoe

When you jack off on dat hoe
and then throw it on her
like Spiderman throws his web.

He said Spiderman Dat Hoe with your Silver Surfer.

by Webslinging Gangsta October 25, 2007

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

Sexident

a sexual accident

something bad that occurs during a sexual act

I was giving head to this older at a party and he spooged in my eye! It was a total sexident.

by jdholguin April 18, 2008