senior magnet

You attract a lot of senior people around you. Or being hit on by seniors, or have seniors around you asking sexual questions or saying weird shit.

A freshman girl talks about being a senior magnet.

Her: these seniors keep hitting on me.
Her friend: you’re a senior magnet then. That’s not good.

Her: what does that mean??
Her friend: you’re getting hit on by guys who are about to be adults. That’s like a case.

by emmie_889 January 1, 2023

senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023

seniorzone

the act of having a person you like consider you as "out-of-bounds" for a relationship just because you're their senior at school or college.

"hey man, how's it going with that fresher girl you were talking to?"
"man i think i got seniorzoned"
"ouch"

by songofachillesenjoyer January 29, 2023

senocide

large number of murders towards elderly people

Literally just that one cliff scene in midsommer= senocide

by realsotruequirky February 4, 2023

Senior grille

A euphemism for the gold pins that oncologists place around lesions for radiation treatments for prostate cancer

Dolores claims Bill is still sporting hardwood despite sporting a senior grille

by OtpDavid February 12, 2023

Señorito

A bussy having male prostitute, usually a twink, with mad vagino.

Let’s give that señorito a dirty sanchez.

by The Second Gunman February 21, 2023

Seniorphobia

Basically, the fear and hate of seniors in different fields of work but mainly software engineering.

I have crippling seniorphobia... To hell with them stuck up seniors with their ancient ways.

by MrSlab February 23, 2023