how selfish

a way to express your envy when a pretty girl responds to someones comment.

wow so beautiful lets play valorant random girl on tiktok

random girl: okay

how selfish.

by rollbit.com/beauty December 7, 2024

ai selfies

An app to create professional headshots using ai

Ai selfies allows you to create profile pictures from your selfies

by Krjony December 27, 2024

Adamson Selfie Pose

when you take a selfie and purposely flex your traps and chin to appear more muscular

My friend Drew has an Adamson Selfie Pose

by malletkj February 19, 2026

American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.

Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy

by Pshaum October 30, 2025

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.

Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

by DontTellEric June 28, 2017