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Salt Daddy

Based on the term "salt of the earth", a salt daddy is an older man dating a woman much younger (age gap ~10 years or greater), who has an annual gross income of less than $150k/year.
She is so much younger than him. Lauren is definitely not dating Brian for his money; must be her salt daddy.
by Concipio Veritas February 21, 2017
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salt mode

when you're really pissed off usually just before a fight or when something crazy's about to pop off
uasually this term is used later after your pissed telling the story i.e. damn joe those fools had me salt mode like a mutha fucka lucky i didn't break all them niggas
by mike92oh January 22, 2004
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salted

To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits
Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"
by Sunny Sunnyton October 31, 2007
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saltan

dude saltan is a sexy stoner guy
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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Salt lake chatter

Someone who has no life and who is so socially retarded they say "LOL" "ROFL" and "LMAO" while speaking to someone in real life.
"LOL joe, fatwhoregirl69 really did say that and i LMAO.."

"Dude.. what the fuck are you talknig about..."
by PT Branum June 1, 2004
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Great Salt Lake

Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.
Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.
by qroberts May 22, 2008
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Himalayan pink salt

When you go to a mountainous area to eat out a girl you are with and her pussy ends up being the saltiest thing you've ever tasted.
Jay: I went on that mountain trip with my girl.

Arron: And?

Jay: Well, lets just say Himalayan pink salt.
by jhartley78 May 13, 2014
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