Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

The Rolling Stones

Undoubtably the greatest clothing brand.

Aside from The Rolling Stones, Nirvana and Pink Floyd are popular brands also.

by titty69muncher September 8, 2024

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

Josh Rooking

Customers that come into a retail store minutes before closing and claim to be Josh Rooking, Asian for “just looking”.

8:58pm
Clerk: hello sir can I help you?
Ping: no, no, I’m Josh Rooking
9:05pm
Clerk: Sir, we’re closed
Ping: Josh Rooking!

by Siegeller February 15, 2025

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Newport Rolling Papers

Newport Rolling Papers

I Hate You INewport Rolling Papers

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Bread rolling

Getting really drunk with a big girl and getting so drunk you end up fucking her fat rolls

Bread rolling fucking a fat rolls while drunk

by Tarder17 October 20, 2025