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republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)
Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!
by 17%ofwomen April 26, 2014
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Republican Debate

1. An argument that starts somewhat constructive but devolves into a
dramatic display of emotional bravado.

2. An argument where no real practical difference is available at the ideological level,

so the crux of the "debate" lies solely on

how much or how little said agreed ideal needs to be applied as the percieved "disagreement".

3. An argument where there isn't any real constructive debate happening,

but rather a battle of egos, pride, and vanity.

4. An argument where attacking your opponent's character, past, family,

or friends as well as name calling or claims of not caring

take precedence over a practical view of the real issues at hand.

5. A euphemism for ranting about, disliking, or even hating something

whilst simultaneously lacking any constructive criticism.
"Mom and Dad were having a Republican Debate about proper directions on the

road trip so I knew I wasn't going to be able to sleep on the way."

"We tried talking to address our relationship problems but it just ended up
escalating into a Republican Debate every time"

"The irony was that they agreed overall but would get heated about

the particulars quite like a Republican Debate."

"He said he loved the USA more than me. I disagreed and told him I loved the USA more than him.
It was a good ol' Republican Debate."

"I argued the subtle beauty of IPAs while she preferred dark stouts

and this seemingly simple mutual love of beer yet disagreement about flavors

could quickly turn into a heated Republican Debate".

"I tried to be rational about my disapproval of her boyfriend's behavior but
ended up escalating into a Republican Debate over it."
by Intuition77 October 12, 2016
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Republican Pap Smear

A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.
“Don’t let that guy anywhere near your drink. He’s definitely a Republican Pap Smear.”
by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 18, 2019
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Republican Guard

A para-military unit in dictatorships such as Iran, Iraq and The Trump Administration that is very loyal to the regime. Used to supress dissent, quash protesters and sometimes kill innocent civilians, especially minorities and opposition activists.
CNN: Law enforcement agents tear gassed and

.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis

ME: Must be The Republican Guard
by guy urban June 2, 2020
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Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.
I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, it was only a matter of time.
by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020
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Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. It is highly prevalent within republican communities due to the lack of social distancing, refusal to wear masks, and disdain for fellow humans.
I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, I guess it was just a matter of time.
by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020
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Republican Dance Style

When someone starts dancing like Donald Trump that looks like he is air jerking two guys at once with his double fist pumping to music.
In that 3 way i would totally go republican dance style on those hot guys, but ive already voted blue.
by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020
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