republican special

When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.

Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!

Boss, are you sure?!?

Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!

by MasterKof January 13, 2022

Republic of Texas

The official name of Texas when it was a sovereign state

The Republic of Texas could rise again, considering, y’know, it’s Texas.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

report card

something you dont want your mom to see

i hope my mom doesnt see my report card

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

replacement theory

You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.

Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.

by Clausewitz May 18, 2023

Total replacement therapy

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.

"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

chick repellant

A colorless, odorless aura that lingers over a loser dudes, preventing them from hooking up with chicks. or other dudes

"Bill and I went out last night, but he apparently doused himself in 'chick repellant before we left', because no women would even talk to him."

by stellarchef April 6, 2010

hideous repellent

An Australian liquid comprosed of mysterious substances. Contact with it proves fatal to all excessively ugly individuals.

Person 1: OMG! THAT THING IS SO UGLY!!

Person 2: *Sprays hideous repellent*

Person 1: Oh thank goodness! We're saved!

by Davvrix May 4, 2010