procer

Term used when a person is so awesome and inspiring that you have to use a word better than an idol. It can be someone you know or a celebrity/historical figure.

My friend inspires me so much. She’s totally my procer.

by wdysvero September 8, 2019

Procrastinism

The practice of doing your work and then going to literally anything except for your work.

Friend: Why aren't you doing your work?

Me: Sorry, I practice Procrastinism

Friend: Oh ok

by Nicktionary_2252 November 3, 2019

Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.

I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

procrastify

To procrastinate and justify not doing something you need get done.

I can procrastify all day long!
I have a serious case of procrastification.

by Molbols December 3, 2019

Procrastinating

When you are delaying or postponing something or an action.
Another word for hesitating.

BangChan:"Like mate. Stop procrastinating."

by edidi.04 May 21, 2020

Procrapinating

An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020

Procrastinating

Sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song when you're a week behind in chemistry.

My boyfriend: are you procrastinating?
Me: a aa aa aa eee eee eee ee ii iii iii iii oo ooo ooo ooo uu uuu uuu uuu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020