Punk puss ahh nigga

a ug la nigga that gets no hoes and sucks at everything in life

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by bubba tunde August 17, 2023

wacker plunk

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.

Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.

by JAJman69 January 23, 2010

Poop Plunk

The sound poop makes as it hits the water; the splashing noise as one defecates

Mike was hitting it off with his wife's family until his poop plunk episode ruined his luck.

by Thomas 5 May 18, 2010

shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.

Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!

by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010

Whigga Punk

A young white azzhole who always wears his baseball hat sideways and drives a Mazda, Subaru, or Honda that is "Tricked" out.

The "Whigga Punk's" "whip" normally makes too much exhaust noise and always disturbs his neighbors, friends and family.

Whigga Punk Wannabe

by Fred Smith III July 8, 2011

Pseudo-punk rockian

noun; adolescent between the ages of 13-15 who fancies themselves a "punk" or "rebel" for listening to one or more of the following bands: Green Day, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, etc.

14-year-old Haley was the epitome of a pseudo-punk rockian: she wore her warped tour t-shirt and vans with pride, walking the halls of her suburban highschool with an unwarranted sense of musical superiority.

by SirStubbleton August 15, 2013

shitty punk

Shitty punk is unrefined loud pissed off punk you will hear played live in small venues and you wont hear on the radio.If i say "Fuck i could really go for some beer and a shitty punk show" That means i want to get wasted and go listen to loud unrefined uninhibited punk rock Not Greenday or blink182 . Just some scummy assholes with beat up instruments yelling about things that piss them off playing hard and loud.

An example of shitty punk would be if 4 kids from your town stole some guitars and started a band in which they turned up the amp cranked the gain and yelled about how much cops piss them off cause they give them tickets for huffing paint as they pounded out the two chords they know mixed with power chords and what ever other noise the can make.

by Johny Porkchop December 13, 2013