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pittsburgh penguins

My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!
by SteelTown69 March 29, 2004
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Fat Penguin

A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.
The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!
by ThePeej October 10, 2008
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Penguin Shit

by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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penguin ass

a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking
As Mancy walks past her friend, Tom, in the store:
Tom: Mancy you have a penguin ass
Mancy: I know
by noneofyourbeeswax900 February 1, 2009
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Pengina

When it is sooo cold that a penis inverts to become a small vagina,
It's sooo cold here i have a Pengina.
by C PORTZ May 9, 2011
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baby penguin

In India it is widely referred to "Aditya Uddhav Thackeray" or Someone dim wit on higher position because of nepotism.
This baby penguin has no idea about politics.
by Balasaheb September 8, 2020
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penguin

a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.
Holy shit! That penguin just killed Dave! They're attacking!
by TheMute1 October 26, 2004
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