2 definitions by C PORTZ

When it is sooo cold that a penis inverts to become a small vagina,
It's sooo cold here i have a Pengina.
by C PORTZ April 19, 2011
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To get the opportunity or chance to do something
Brad forgot to put his name down to play golf - opporchancity Lost
by C PORTZ March 31, 2011
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