crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.

Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."

by Jaymic February 5, 2015

beefy otter box

The vagina of a woman whose had a baby, which makes the insides look like a beefy otter.

Oh man, I went out with this lady last night, and we got back to her place and she had a kid, and then I bailed cause I didn't want to see her beefy otter box.

by BeefyOtterBox May 30, 2017

Jackson Otto

Jackson Otto is the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He is so amazing in every way. If you look into his eyes you just fall. His blond hair,his smile,his laugh his,cloths his voice, his everything is just so perfect in every way. When you talk to him everything is just easy and he doesn't make anything complicated he's just simply perfect. If you fall in love with a Jackson Otto tell him and tell him how great he really is because he is . If you have a Jackson Otto in your life never let him go because you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Girl 1: Are you still not over him?
Girl 2: i just can't get over him he's the one that got away.
Girl 1: who?
Girl 2:it's Jackson Otto it's always been Jackson Otto...

by 2712<3 January 25, 2018

The ottoman

Folks prepare yourself. This sexual position involves a male and female who look each other dead in the eyes, and then the proceed to bend over bareassed. They have their butt cheeks touch, and continue to flatuate into each other’s rectums. Once someone finally shits, the not shitee, takes their big toe and rubs it into the shiters shit. It then goes back into the shitters shitter. You then lick your partners elbow.

Wow, Rachael asked if we could do the ottoman last night... I couldn’t say no!!!

by Titty slappin hoes February 10, 2018

get otta here

get otta here ................................................... that´s it

babacar:lebron james is the g.o.a.t
you:get otta here

by poopdoopdop June 2, 2018

Man otter

Expression of strength or awesomeness. Makes no discernable sense in any context.

We loaded down that trailer and didn't tie it down. Just rolled with it, like a man otter.

by Burrisms May 11, 2018

bog otter

A large floating turd that refuses to flush.

Don't go in there there is a massive bog otter and it won't leave.

by LizardQueen. June 14, 2019