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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Megane

The most funny, intelligent, beautiful girl you'll ever find. If you ever meet her, don't let her go. She's is so caring, you'll feel like you don't deserve her. She always tries to cheer you up when you feel blue, and she'll always make sure you're okay. Her love language is giving, she loves giving you gifts and always remind you how much she loves you, cause you mean the world to her. She always wants to listen to music with you and never stops talking about Han Jisung. You'll never feel judged, you'll feel safe. Megane feels like home. Never take her for granted.
"Megane is so funny, I have difficulties breathing when we laugh together"

"Megane is literally the best friend you'll ever get"
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Megan Fox

Obviously Megan Fox with a dick. That is obviously the correct answer.
Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."
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megan

megan is fucking annoying and very odd. shes also usually a homewrecker and a cheater. when you meet a megan, stay away.
person 1- "megan is so cool"

person 2- "watch out, megan will fuck you over"
by fbgm02 March 12, 2023
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Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own
Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023
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Megan

Someone who drops the ball and takes your pen. But loves dogs.
he busted a megan
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Megan Collins

Megan Collins is undeniably beautiful and a wonderful person, but it's important to remember that perfection is subjective, and each person has their own unique qualities that make them special.
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