A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
Get the text message hand job mug.Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
by Lon February 24, 2005
Get the Messica mug.A free real-time texting application that is very similar to the function and appearance of Blackberry Messenger. Unlike Blackberry messenger, it is not only exclusive to Blackberry, but also available for the Iphone, the Ipod touch, and Android smartphones.
Matt- "Dude did you hear about Kik Messenger?"
Erik- "Yeah now I don't feel all that exclusive with my Blackberry anymore."
Matt- "Yeah, your telling me."
Erik- "Yeah now I don't feel all that exclusive with my Blackberry anymore."
Matt- "Yeah, your telling me."
by BBMisbest November 6, 2010
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by John Fru August 2, 2004
Get the Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song mug.The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.
by ish and twins April 23, 2008
Get the messian mug.1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
by Bexxi_Breakdown June 10, 2009
Get the Text Message Breakup mug.Is an underground palestinian rapper famous for singles like: Autopsy
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
A:Did you hear the new song from Messiah. This one is maybe the deepest and most complex song so far. I am intrigued to see what he can do in the future.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,
goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,
goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
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