madsturbate

an aggressive wank

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate

by bapien October 5, 2020

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Masturbation

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.

Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.

by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021

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masturbation

when someone plays with their genitals for pleasure

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i moan as i push the thick marker into my wet pussy. it feels like a hard solid dick fucking me and I quickly push it in and out of me. My pussy is clenching around the useless object, and I use my other hand to rub my swollen throbbing clit. “Daddy ohh please fuck me harder” i moan to absolutely no one. I rub my clit harder and faster desperate for more, and my creamy pussy is starting to feel numb from this euphoric sensation. I pump in and out faster and faster, and finally, i feel the wave of orgasm hit me. My pussy is now all beaten up but I loved it.

by sicklysweet September 30, 2022

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Masturbatorium

Any location in a single guy's living quarters consisting of pornographic material and a cum-stained office chair reeking of old ass sweat, cigarette smoke, and beer. After 1995, said spaces also contained a personal computer dedicated to storing and searching for hardcore pornagrahy.

Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.

The Tesla Factory in Fremont, CA, could be viewed as an example of a 21st century masturbatorium on a grand scale. In lieu of pornography, the masturbatorium is adorned with images of the latest models, as well as pictures of the company president's life from childhood to present.

by anonymous February 11, 2023

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