Shamrock Lung

An acute but deadly medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum, knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a definitive milky white shamrock pattern.

Common misconception he did not die from the gerbel in ass, it was actually the shamrock lung that got him in the end.

by Shamrocklung 1 October 15, 2018

Jiff Lungen

A pale, somewhat ginger, boy who suffers from early-onset borderline personality disorder. Although out of his control, this boy is unable to construct complete and coherent statements. His communication is further impeded by an inability to control his muscles, especially around the mouth, causing what can only be described as hypersalivation. To cope with what some scientists describe as crippling loneliness, he resorts to seeking pleasure through video games and adult videos. This has led to an addiction that not only results in him missing out on basketball teams, but leading to an obsession to incessant ab workouts. This biological phenomenon is known to get handouts from an aspiring business tycoon whom which he is questionably connected to in the form of internships. In returning “friendship”, one can be awarded with exchangeable credit known as PP. Overall, the boy has caused much harm in his friend group resulting in the partnered girl friend group to flee from his appallingly subpar social skills.

Jiff Lungen: “I’m on box.”
Humanity: “Shut up, Jiff Lungen!”

by NoahPaes February 25, 2019

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

street lung

street lung is a cough most commonly associated with homeless people who smoke, sleep outside in blankets with lots of condensation or bacteria. street lung can be contagious because often times common influenza and street lung run hand in hand. if you think you have street lung, don't worry it doesn't last too long.

Hey kevin, I think I have street lung.

by street lung April 5, 2019

Bunga Lunga

The name of the real crabby patties, made of exotic pickle jellied eyeballs (they come from hippopotacorns) that are kept in Shrek’s pantry. In fact, in order to pass you have to prove you’re not a fairy land creature.

Plankton: muah haha finally! The secret formula!

Mr. Krabs: Please! Have mercy! Don’t open it!
Plankton: Opens anyway. The secret formula is...

12 PINTS OF BUNGA LUNGA JUICE AND YEAST WITH CRUSHED SNAIL SHELLS?!?
Mr. Krabs: No no no no no! The reason I kept it away from you is because...
I HAVE A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH SHREK!!!

by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019

Ethan Langshaw

He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart

He’s an Ethan Langshaw keep clear

by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019

E-Lung

A new pulmonary disease sweeping the nation from E-Cigarettes and Vaping various oils that should never have been inhaled in the first place.

Today the news announced that E-Lung has now been seen in all 50 states.

by Neatthing December 5, 2019