2 definitions by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao
A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗
Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019
The name of the real crabby patties, made of exotic pickle jellied eyeballs (they come from hippopotacorns) that are kept in Shrek’s pantry. In fact, in order to pass you have to prove you’re not a fairy land creature.
Plankton: muah haha finally! The secret formula!
Mr. Krabs: Please! Have mercy! Don’t open it!
Plankton: Opens anyway. The secret formula is...
12 PINTS OF BUNGA LUNGA JUICE AND YEAST WITH CRUSHED SNAIL SHELLS?!?
Mr. Krabs: No no no no no! The reason I kept it away from you is because...
I HAVE A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH SHREK!!!
Mr. Krabs: Please! Have mercy! Don’t open it!
Plankton: Opens anyway. The secret formula is...
12 PINTS OF BUNGA LUNGA JUICE AND YEAST WITH CRUSHED SNAIL SHELLS?!?
Mr. Krabs: No no no no no! The reason I kept it away from you is because...
I HAVE A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH SHREK!!!
by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019