chocolate judy

a testicle on a female

Emily has a chocolate judy

by Dan March 1, 2005

judda

A term of endearment for our Jewish brothers.

Holy Judda!

by The Pontiff February 3, 2004

jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.

-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.

by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006

judge horn

Describes a person who often makes false assumptions. false assumption

"Chris youre such a fucking judge horn when you drink milk!"

by Black demon with T. January 2, 2009

Judelicious

To be a very attractive woman, physically and intellectually, who is both sarcastic and unlikely to have sex with you.

He wanted to ask the judelicious lady to go on a date, but he did not want to be disappointed by her likely reply of "no".

by mikepm March 21, 2009

Judd Luck

When you have one good thing happen to you and then four terrible things

did you hear about matt?

Yeah he got a new car then he crashed it, lost his job, broke his phone then twisted his ankle

Wow thats the worse case of judd luck ever

by Dr. Strange420 March 2, 2010

Judas Geek

A geek who picks on other geeks to gain favor with jocks in a desperate attempt to escape geekdom and become popular.

Judas geeks rarely feel comfortable around other geeks, never fully accepting their inner desire to partake in geek activities, nor around jocks, whose language and practice they fail to understand and whose physicality they fail to match. The end result is a scrawny, pastry individual in ill-fitted pseudo-fashionable clothes who will backstab anybody to gain a little bit of popularity.

- It's funny, isn't it? As soon as Lisa appears, Ben refuses to talk about magic or RPGs.
- I know, he's such a Judas Geek.

by Crystal10 December 8, 2009