jack shack

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: whackatorium

He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.

by Barchack April 13, 2008

jack harlow

underrated.

my football skills are jack harlow !

by andre Nickatina February 11, 2021

hit the jack

when someone is refering to their phone/cell phone as the jack otherwise "Call the phone/cell"

yo, am out hit the jack if u need me.

by K00L AiD December 12, 2008

apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".

"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."

by zee July 9, 2006

hungry jack

1. Similar to the muffin top the Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indonesian orphan. The result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. This phenomenon is called a Hungry Jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. Both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. Hungry Jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. Unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.

Dumb Girl: OMG I weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from Abercrombie!

Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!

by Rae Rae June 29, 2006

Jack Sack

A type of manbag, but far more cool! Used by Jack Bauer of 24 to carry his awesome and unlimited arsenal of weapons to take on the terrorists that threaten the US

Jack: Dude, that manbag is so lame, you need to get yourself a Jack Sack

Tony: Copy that

by Paulstudy March 27, 2010

Billy Jack

A film released in the 70's that contains the greatest dialogue and fight scene in the history of cinema.

Billy Jack: "I’m going to take my right foot, and I’m going to whomp you on that (pointing to the left) side of your face, and you know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it."

Villain: "(sarcastically) Really?"

Billy Jack: "(light heartedly) Really."

Billy Jack proceeds to kick the chubby man on the left side of his face, knocking him to the ground.

by Sooshy April 14, 2007