Hurley

A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).

I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)

by Bworkd;jklfsadjklfsadjksss;lth December 7, 2017

Louisiana Hurricane

for men: where u tie your significant other to a ceiling fan by the ankles, then turn on the fan. as your significant other spins, you dick-slap them in the face when they come close to you.

that couple used the Louisiana Hurricane last night.

by palodude April 5, 2010

hurtbox

another word for being very hungover and feeling like total shit after a night of drinking and or partying

I was so in the hurtbox this morning, i guess because i drank like two kegs and like 10 bottles of booze last night.

by guy glover December 16, 2005

Hurtado

An extremely dank meme dealer, known and loved by everyone.

Person 1:"Who's your meme dealer?"
Person 2:"It's Hurtado."
Person 1:"Holy damn, isn't he the godfather of all memes?"

by HurtadoS05 September 17, 2017

my head hurt

When you are in a frustrated situation where your point is not getting across or when you are being misunderstood.

I told the dude five times about the same doggone thing!! My head hurt!

by T. Brown November 4, 2009

Hurricane Katrina

A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.

Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

hurley

A great skate/surf brand that makes everything from hats to shirts and sweaters and jeans. I find their stuff is some of the best quality out there in terms of a skate brand, and pwns Quiksilver (what doesn't?) and Etnies and other skate brands. If you have to buy anything from a skate/surf brand, do yourself a favour and make it Hurley.

These new Hurley jeans I bought kick ass! They're so comfortable yet they're fitted

by clothes guy August 11, 2007