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hobodashery

Something absurd that a hobo would do
"You stop that hobodashery right now!"
by Dani Rose May 26, 2008
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Hobo Nail

when one forgets to attend to their toenails for long periods of time during the winter because their feet are always buried in layers of socks and boots and the nails become crusty and gross as a result. Usually occurs in colder climates like Colorado or Alaska, Only known cases on the west cost occurred on actual Hobos
Guy one: I was going to hook up with this chick, but when she took off her socks I saw she had a major case of hobo nail!
Guy two: nasty!
by Allicat17 January 15, 2009
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hobo gobblin

a man or woman that lives/lurks under bridges. hobo gobblins often prey on passerby and try to steal their cash or clothes.
beware of the hobo gobblin that lives under the bridge near scranton street. he's a real crazy.
by peanutbutterguru August 30, 2010
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Hobo Mash Drunk

A drunkard who wanders the streets with a bottle in hand asking for pocket change like a drunk ole hobo.
I am so hobo mash drunk, I look like George W. Bush before he quit drinking.
by SydVixxen November 24, 2010
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hobo

n. Habitually poorly-attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No. I'm going to put some filthy clothes in a sack with a soggy loaf of bread and get into the hobo life.
by gnostic3 March 7, 2015
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Hobo Johnson

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.
Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.
by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020
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Hobo pie

Had me some hobo pie last night
by Hobonater March 27, 2020
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