A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
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When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
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hot and smart, will be in denial for ages that everyone loves her, attracts girls somehow and wont admit shes michael jackson, she loves to draw but will also say shes not that good (even tho shes mozart), she only likes her friend sofia, her only friend that is, and will often get mad at her but still loves her. she hates pickles, green beans, sometimes tomatoes and cavoletti di bruxelle, and eggs sometimes, WILL HAVE THE AUDACITY to say shes not a picky eater.
loves to fart.
hot and smart, will be in denial for ages that everyone loves her, attracts girls somehow and wont admit shes michael jackson, she loves to draw but will also say shes not that good (even tho shes mozart), she only likes her friend sofia, her only friend that is, and will often get mad at her but still loves her. she hates pickles, green beans, sometimes tomatoes and cavoletti di bruxelle, and eggs sometimes, WILL HAVE THE AUDACITY to say shes not a picky eater.
loves to fart.
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