Never Goon 

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.

Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences

Never Goon by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024

Crusty Goon 

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

Crusty Goon by J0LLY July 1, 2024

Emergency goon kit 

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

Emergency goon kit by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

flicker goon sesh 

the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time

Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.

flicker goon sesh by DIavarium July 2, 2024

Flicker Goon 

Blowing your load multiple times in quick succession, often only lasting seconds

I can only Flicker Goon for five seconds before I pass out

Flicker Goon by Plantis July 4, 2024

Top goon 

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

Top goon by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

Mega Goon Licking 

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

Mega Goon Licking by buildenex July 24, 2024