High Functioning Fucktard 

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

High Functioning Fucktard by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014

eat drillbit fucktard 

A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.

"Hey a drillbit... EAT DRILLBIT FUCKTARD!"

eat drillbit fucktard by Greg August 30, 2003

Tking Fucktard 

A faggot on a game that TK's (teamkills) all of the team

Often annoying, can be resolved by kickprmbanning that player

(mostly accociated with plaers whos name is "Player")

***AutoFire Sequece engaged
***Target locked
<rookie> No thats not a target thats church
<church> Yea buddy its me chuch!
***Firing main Cannon
<rookie> oops
<curch> Son of a (explodes)
<some dude>Hey you killed church you Tking Fucktard!!

Tking Fucktard by MediaRocker December 20, 2004

Cunt-faced fucktard 

Usually used in games,when a friend shot you down and he's on the same team,you can call it a cunt-faced fucktard...means dumbass but more violent.

Nooooooooo,that dickhead threw a grenade at me and I'm dead now,what a cunt-faced fucktard!

Cunt-faced fucktard by K3vin October 16, 2004

coolsie fucktard

an annoyingly clueless and perfectly coiffed hipster; spends more money on adornment and haircuts than on food.

I can't stand these wannabe-Jet loser coolsie fucktards. I mean, won't that haircut look ridiculous when they're in their jammies and not those stripey tops and all-over denim?

coolsie fucktard by peachy keen February 22, 2005

pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard 

A person who's a pussy, gay, an emo, and a fucking retard all at the same time.

The British kid in the Ebaum's World video, "Psycho Kid Reviews Modern Warfare Video" is a pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to Guy#2?
Guy3: He got grounded by his mom, so he started crying in his room, shoving a remote in his ass, cutting himself, and then he started running around like an asshole.

Guy1: Wow. That guy must've been a real pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard!

pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

Google Fucktard 

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge

Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"

Google Fucktard by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011