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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Spark Driver

Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.
Im a spark driver. Im an idiot who is exploited by illegal aliens
by anonymous July 22, 2025
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Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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Amazon Driver

One who doesn't get breaks or long enough breaks, someone willing to be in it for the long haul. Wears diapers and uses them frequently.
My boy just became an Amazon driver, won't be seeing much of him or his hygiene anymore.
by Fartknockee January 11, 2026
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chocky speedway driver

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.
by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
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rock pile driver

That rock pile driver killed everyone at today's comp
by satana December 31, 2008
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