Dirty Curty

When you’re sucking on a girls titties and you cum on your stomach.

We didn’t fuck last night, but I did get a dirty curty.

by Definitley your Dad October 16, 2023

One direction

One direction is a lying band that said they will be back in 18 months but 18 months turned into 5 years

Girl 1: do you like one Direction

Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them

Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months

by :)Aaliyah November 5, 2020

a doorknob dicker

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by an overarching sense of dread, anticipatory nausea, and hypervigilance to the possibility of war brought on by the vocal intonations and irrational statements made by the 45th U.S. President.

As I listen to the A.G.’s denuded summary of the Special Counsel’s Report, I realize I have developed a full-blown case of Posttraumatic Trump Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Dimentia

That dimension fever we all have from time to time.

When you want to play Super Mario 64 because you just wanna take a look at those three dimensional polygons, that is dimentia.

by EXEMENZ December 20, 2018

disbeliever

An individual that will never become a believer no matter how many facts or any amount of evidence that is placed in front of them.

There could be a yeti or bigfoot in a cage right in front of their eyes but a disbeliever would still try to explain it away.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016