Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface

"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."

by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025

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Clonker

Clonker (noun) – A person who deliberately avoids using artificial intelligence (AI) in everyday life, work, or creativity.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.

“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”

by Clonkist October 14, 2025

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Chonk

(adjective & noun)

Adjective:
Used to lovingly describe a delightfully thick, soft, and attractively plush person ... most often plus-size women. Always endearing, never insulting. It celebrates curves, comfort, and good energy.

Noun:
A slightly overweight or curvy person whose softness is part of their charm.

Example (adj):
“I like my women a lil’ chonk, soft enough to hug twice.”

Example (noun):
“She gained a little weight since high school, and chonk looks good on her.”

by anonymous November 28, 2025

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Chonkie

when someone wipes their butt, specifically with their pointer finger, and smears the poo on someone’s upper lip.

Bro Cousin Matt hit Cousin Sam with a MASSIVE chonkie last night!!!

by runner227 January 22, 2026

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Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

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