condom.

a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected.

Girl #1: What'd your mom say about you have sex with your boy last night?
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."

by yourneighborlyrapist December 15, 2008

condom child

a child that is born despite taking precaution by using a condom during sexual intercourse.

The youngest boy is a condom child.

by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011

Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

Condom

something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!

" man my pullout game strong " " nah nigga put on a condom! "

by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

condomplating

The act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.

I was short on Plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more

by Lotte Carmine June 10, 2011

condomsrusredux

One badass motherfucker

FOO DONT MESS WIT KONDOMZzZ.

by EEEVIL Condomz March 12, 2004