couch monster

an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.

look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.

by beeebrown February 16, 2009

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Couch

couch - an offensive term used to diminish someones social standing. Inferring that the person in question enjoys anus on his/her face.

A amicable term in some social spheres.

Bro: yo dude do you have my dolla?
Dude: nah brah spent it on da high grade mon
Bro: damn it ,you couch.
Dude: WTF that body part is primarily for excretion, don't defame my reputable character.

by Udcontributor April 30, 2014

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Understanding the Couch

A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity.

See that frown, Lil Mike and Matt understand the couch real well.

by Bogart December 2, 2004

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whore couch

a couch that a whore sleeps under and then grabs you buy the ankles when you sit on it.

dude, watch out!
your sitting a whore couch

by savanna April 23, 2004

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When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.

Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.

by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010

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