Bogart's definitions

aeol

when two women, a donkey, beer and/or mixed drinks are combimed... usualy with a croud present, and durring or immediatly after a cockfight.... the rest is up to the individuals imagination

oh man, i went to mexico and saw an aeol... it wasn't nearly as good as the one in sweden though.

by bogart March 7, 2005

hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

by bogart March 7, 2005

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

domocile

the opposite of a herman handshake in which the object on the womans head falls off due to excessive roundness

i wanted a herman handshake but her head was to pointed and all i got was a domocile

by bogart March 6, 2005

mongolion cluster fuck

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up

(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*

by bogart March 10, 2005

Oh Billy!

affectionate term used when ever... preferably screamed at the top of ones lungs. anyone named eric, is reffered to as oh billy.

*OH Billy!
- where have you been all my life
* in your bum bum.

by bogart March 9, 2005

herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.

come here, let me give you a herman handshake

by bogart March 6, 2005