Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

by KittyKeeper69 March 12, 2022

Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022

Cleaning my grill

To brush one's teeth.

Dave: "I can't go out for beers until I finish cleaning my grill."

by observant midwesterner March 6, 2009

Super clean creampie

Ssc for short. “Super clean creampie; when a person puts a bar of soap up their ass and squishes it so that bubbles come out, making the super clean creampie”

Skylar and marci practised the super clean creampie tonight

by Thijs Lover December 16, 2022

clean my rope

When a girl gives a guy a handjob

Eddy looked at katie and asked, "can you clean my rope?"

by Chocolatethunder May 15, 2016