captain

He launched every zig for great justice.

Captain: What you say?

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Captain America

An advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how Captain America throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player's goal. Opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player's hands do not cross the line.

"Dude, you just Captain America'd that ho!"

by Captain America Ho September 25, 2009

captain insano eyes

The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin crying hysterically.

In the movie "The Waterboy" Adam Sandler attempts to become the new waterboy of his favorite wrestler, Captain Insano and when he reveals that he is in fact 31 years old Captain Insano and the TV presenter laugh hysterically and Bobby Boucher hangs up before they can answer.

Real Life Situation

DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."

by K Balls & Grandy April 2, 2009

Captain Retard

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).

I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.

by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009

El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

fair weather capitalists

Those bunch of socialist and communist types who are OK with CEO's receiving multi-million-dollar severance packages plus bonuses when times are good, but who whine, complain and carry on and on when tha same things go on during bad times.

We are being inudated with fair weather capitalists in a snit over this AIG bonuses affair!

by Milt Alwin April 10, 2009

captain planet

Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show!

Don't do that to my Captain Planet, it is rather sensitive.

by The Best November 18, 2003