It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013
Get the A Cuban Missile mug.A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.
ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*
by Grim January 31, 2005
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a muthafuckin cuban and chinese like me. shit, you could be cuban and japanese, vietnamese, portugese. A half bred cuban. The illest.
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by hamydeez November 2, 2004
Get the cubanese mug.The act of using Purell Hand Sanitizer as lube during sexual intercourse when a preferred lubricant is not in the present vicinity.
Man- Well honey, we're out of lubricant. I guess I'm gonna have to Cuban Sunburn you...
Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.
Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.
Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
by jared...uh jared 15 February 3, 2010
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A girl who is below a 4 on a scale of 1~10, but has a kick ass personality that more than makes up for her physical looks.
Kind of like a Gamecube. It looked like shit, but actually had some pretty good games.
Kind of like a Gamecube. It looked like shit, but actually had some pretty good games.
Max: Hey, Sora, how did your blind date go?
Sora: Well, she wasn't very good looking, but damn she had a great personality; She was a total Cubie.
Sora: Well, she wasn't very good looking, but damn she had a great personality; She was a total Cubie.
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