contach

verb: to add a part to something that does not really fit as a temporary solution to a problem

If you contach a soda can to your lawnmower it will work until you can purchase a muffler.

by chinganda July 22, 2009

Conza

A daily holiday originating in Texas in 1985, but now mainly celebrated in the Quad Cities area of Illinois. Conza is a celebration of awesome things. To define Conza would be like trying to define the colors that swirl around in your eyelids when you close your eyes, or what the man who discovered you could eat eggs was thinking beforehand.

Not to be confused with Kwanzaa.

"Oh man, it's August 6th! This is like, the most important Conza I can think of!"

"I'm thinking about celebrating Conza big time today, I'm gonna go grab a sixer of High Life and sew some shirts together or something."

by RippyTippyTappy February 4, 2010

consensual predator

A sexual predator who uses dating sites and social media to find, meet, hook up with willing participants. Though it may appear consensual, these predators are able to hide or justify their actions with the “mutual consent” position of the act.

Every day (insert person) is on their phone searching for someone to hook up with. I guess business is good because (insert person) has countless tales and notches on their bedposts. It’s obvious that (he/she/zie ) is a sexual predator. But because the other person participated willingly, it would be best to say, a consensual predator.

by Glamrockster December 14, 2020

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

condishun

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Constipation Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009