cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"
Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
by Taveon March 14, 2008
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suck a cock

When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK
Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock
by notsofunnyfunnyperson March 26, 2017
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Cock bach

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song
"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me
by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 24, 2010
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cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.
Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"
by richardstarkey October 17, 2010
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whistle cock

A penis of such small size that can fit through the tiny hole formed when one whistles.
You shouldn't whistle around him, he has a whistle cock...

Dude, watch your cock when I whistle.

Wow, that cock is ment for the whistling hole, not a vagina.
by BigMacBaby69 July 04, 2010
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COCK LUST

The irresistible urge and desire to Suck, Worship, Praise, & Pleasure a Big Beautiful Cock when it's in your face making you crave to give it pleasure with your tongue,lips, mouth, & throat until it explodes in all it's glory which gives u the feeling of total mind blowing bliss,fulfillment& satisfaction.
Embrace and allow cock lust to take you on a journey of total bliss & enlightenment.
by Experience explore November 10, 2018
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Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.
Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.
by Mike badass November 06, 2009
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