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Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.
Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll
by Rareformed November 29, 2025
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Michael 'Fresh' Cedar

The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.
Michael 'Fresh' Cedar has fresh pants but he dogs the boys!
by mishcyda April 24, 2017
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Pulling a Caesar

When you work out at the gym for a short time, then disappear and talk about how you will come back later to shut the place down. Yet no evidence exists of said event.
"He's always rushing out of here, then 'pulling a caesar' about later"
by ALPHA.POWERBUILDING November 3, 2018
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mud·es·cesal

the divine resurrection of the soil of the earth.
also means the divine push of the heavenly bodies.
be kind and don't use the curse word version.

kinder than earlier versions of the word, though.

more of a proper.
"I rebuke him also prophet in the name of christ shut up and mud·es·cesal of the bodies."
by DAFATONE August 21, 2020
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Chiaki Nanami x Caesar Zeppeli

The BEST ship eva deffo 🤪🤪👋👋
by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021
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