Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself

I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself

by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022

Zach Resnick

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L

Woah u fat man, u look like Zach Resnick

by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

Zach

Zach is the best. He has beautiful eyes and a cute smile/laugh. The most entertaining person to talk to on the phone for hours. He cares so much about his friends even when things aren’t going well for him. Trustworthy and gives the sweetest compliments. He’s awesome at drawing. A chad. Gives the best hugs <3

“Yo who is that guy”
“Oh that’s Zach, he’s a really cool dude”

by this.will.be.here.forever:{} January 12, 2022

Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022

Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.

"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"

by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022

zach

the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.

“damn that boy has the nicest ass i’ve ever seen !”
“he must be a zach”

by simp for you December 14, 2021

Zach

He is very very very good looking and gets all the girls and is the president of ADZU.

I want to be Zach one day.

by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021