Water Packing 

The act of putting your bare asshole up to the water jets of a hot tub and allowing the jets to shoot up your ass. You will then have the shits for the next week. (If you did it right)

Kyle: Hey, dude, I got the shits!
Ted: Why man?
Kyle: I think it's 'cause I water packed last night.
Ted: Whoa man.
Kyle: Yeah.
Ted: Now I'm gonna go water packing.
Kyle: Awesome!

Water Packing by Mark Merno August 6, 2011

water test

The seal of approval for vagina taste test. If the vagina doesn't taste like bottled water, something is wrong with it. Probably infected, defected, reflected, and should be rejected That is an indicator of uncleanliness on the female's part. Means she is probably a filthy dirty slut and you should terminate on sight.

In the Future song "Long Live the Pimp"

Future states "Bad yellow bitch and her pussy taste like water"

This bad yellow bitch obviously passed the water test.

water test by jusdndouglas March 6, 2013

Water Play 

Another form of Foreplay, except in a body of water such as a pool, hotub, bath, etc.

Jake: "Dude, me and Grace chilled in the hotub together last night!"
David: "Seriously? Lot's of water play I'm assuming."
Jake: "Hell yeah! And she was totally diggin' it too!"

Water Play by swiggityswiggity January 27, 2014

water cock 

A water logged cock i(noun)/i

I wouldn't fuck him, he has a water cock.

water cock by horse tits January 4, 2008

water whip 

Not 100% real. Fake.
Orgin: New Orleans
Made Popular by soulja slim

That water whipped boy Andrew Placid stood on the side while his friends were gettin jumped

water whip by MiC check September 8, 2005

Water Buffalo 

A fat, ugly, unattratcive girl, at a club or bar trying to pick up guys and get slayed.

Daniel: Did you see the Water Buffalo David picked up lol?
Jeffery: Yes she gross , Hes a smidge if he did not slay her.

Water Buffalo by UP7 Crew January 7, 2011

Water Gypsies 

A person that lives on a barge on a canal.

Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.

Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.

Steve: ‘Hey Doug! Do you want to go to the Dog and Duck later by the canal?’

Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’

Water Gypsies by TWC.TV May 25, 2018