If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

by jake christy February 2, 2009

though't

Thought it

On subjugation of character essentially lines written, quintessentially in dejection, stating, irreversible irreverent fare thee well, though't may seem irrelevant.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Thought Blocked

When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.

Joe: "Have you ever wondered if your future is set in stone, or if you actually have control of your destiny?"

Steven: "Hey look, Nyan Cat!"

Joe: "Looks like my deep philosophical musings have been Thought Blocked once again."

by Miller Bro January 19, 2013

boy toucher

A tall man with a dirty beard, wearing glasses and has tattoos. Might also drive a Rabbit.

Hey I hear that Jake is a boy toucher.

by c0rkskrew April 2, 2009

touch down

come back to

When I touch down we can get married

by ken johnson January 13, 2004

Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.

Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

touched

someone who's just a little extra f*$ked up in a very wierd/almost non-tolerable sort of way.

Many people thought the works of Picasso, Van Gogh and Igor Stravinsky were touched because they grasped concepts that were very hard to understand for their time.

by planarianzero February 22, 2003