think noodles

fuck think noodles. this guy is 40 and has kids, yet still records roblox videos using memojis to cover his neckbeard. he has a wife and kids (surprising) yet still plays fnaf makes thousands off of it.

guy 1: “Hey man, Thinknoodles is ASS!”
guy 2: “Heh. Yeah, I know.”

guy 1: “Hey man, think noodles is ASS!”
guy 2: “Heh. Yeah, I know.”

by aeroszeppelin August 3, 2022

Things only Americans think are debatable

A cancerous Facebook group, riddled with lefties, claiming to be neither left nor right wing. That's a blatant lie, obviously. Members there take issue with how fucked up America is, posting mainly about the lack of gun control and inaccessible healthcare.
Anyone with an opposing viewpoint is bullied, called any kind of existing/non-existent ...-phobe, muted and/or removed.
'Things only Americans think are debatable' is used to express disdain at American ('Seppo') actions.

Alyssa: I've just left this awful group called 'Things only Americans think are debatable'.
John: Oh yeah, I was kicked out of that last February because I questioned the leftist claim of there being 843 genders.
Alyssa: Omg how terrible, bet you were called a transphobe and white supremacist.

by bigboobies007 August 11, 2019

Think

A term used when you are caught masturbating

Mum: Robin! what are you doing?!

Robin (breathlessly): GET OUT MUM IM JUST HAVING A GOOD LONG THINK!!!

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff

OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OOF OOF OOFOOF
dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017

think of you fondly

In all likelihood the weakest phrase connoting affection in the English Language...right up there with "all the same to me if you were never born"

Husband: "I miss you honey"
Wife: "oh yeah, I think of you fondly"

by Poobunny May 29, 2016

ka-thunk

think (or any form of the word "think")

i did not ka-thunk up the word ka-thunk; it was invented by someone i kno. but i ka-thunk that the word ka-thunk deserved 2 b n a dictionary of some sort.

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 8, 2005

ThinkPad

Looking at it from the lower end of ThinkPads, the most gigantic shit excuse for a computer you can currently find on the 1st world market. The computer will blue screen on you eventually, structurally this thing is as reliable as a 2,000 foot cardboard tower. the main cause of my blue screen was a cracked hard drive when i dropped it 4 feet because of the searing pain you get after it powers up, however, on a positive side, if you lay down with it on you will become immune to BSDM wax torture. Also, think you can listen to music? think again, the sound system has such issue buffering the music it will freeze and become so choppy you can't even stand it. I would STRONGLY recommend spending your money on either a higher end ThinkPad or switching over to another brand.

I wrote this rant on my ThinkPad, the browser stopped responding 10 times while i was writting it, and odds are will crash in a few seconds if i dont speed up writing this.

by Major Shmoopy August 11, 2010