teddy bear

1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)

2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy

1) my girlfriend really loves her teddy bear

2)"Hey Teddy Bear!"

"Stop calling me that!"

by chucky norrissy October 29, 2009

Teddy

1. Slang in some parts of Northern Wisconsin meaning "raging homosexual".

2. Young Man who is often referred to as "stingy".

God that kid is such a teddy lookin' fool

by G00n$quaD July 9, 2009

Teddy KGB

A bowel movement where after the main dump, there's still a piece of turd that is on the verge of coming out, but you just can't get it out. Called a Teddy KGB because it's just "hanging around". Will usually result in a terrible wipe where at least half a roll of toilet paper is used.

"Well, that sucked. I was in there for 25 minutes. It was a real Teddy KGB."

by 711arbor October 14, 2009

Huggy Teddy Bear Club

A club for people like alex and garrett where the only requirement to join is that you never get any (even when you make a pact) and are only a "Huggy Teddy Bear" to girls.

Damn, I need to find a way to get out of this Huggy Teddy Bear Club so I might get a girl.

by Alex Baldwin August 22, 2004

Tedy Bruschi

The NFL's best Erik Estrada lookalike.

Tedy Bruschi is a Patriots linebacker.

by Diggity Monkeez June 19, 2006

Teddy Ruxpin

The art of two people pressing their assholes together and then one of them shitting into the others open asshole.

Ad and Lace pulled off a Teddy Ruxpin

by Tim J W February 23, 2008

Teddy

A name given to an annoying kid playing a video game to calm him down.

Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.

Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation

by BIRD&TEDY March 18, 2011