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contiguous United States

All of the connected United States. The lower 48. Excludes Alaska and Hawaii.
by Nitron_F117 February 3, 2004
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Ohio State Buckeyes

A gigantic urban school, whose students harbor an intense hatred of Michigan, particullarly where football is concerned. Michigan fans love to claim that they have an overall advantage in the series, but fail to realize that for about half of the rivalry, Ohio State was a tiny A&M college. In addition, Ohio State has one of the best teaching and veterinary schools in the US, and the 3rd best Political Science program in the world.
Why is Braylon Edwards crying like a little girl on the sidelines? Oh, that's right, it was because of the Ohio State Buckeyes.
by Go Bucks. March 13, 2005
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michigan state

the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome
by Jessica May 2, 2004
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Kansas state university

A cool and well-respected midwest university located in Manhattan, Kansas, know especially for the school of Architecture and Engineering, Chemistry, Agriculture and Equine Science.

The campus is scenic with lots of great limestone buildings and flora. The business and bar district, known as Aggieville, is a favorite hang-out for many college students.

Manhattan is a fairly cheap place to live, but the quality of life is still very high. The best part is if your neighbors are assholes, you can still shoot at them with airsoft guns and not get in trouble. It still is Kansas.

The University is also surprisingly liberal for being located in the heart of right-wing nation.

Mascot: Wildcats

Also home to thriving sports teams.
Kevin: "So I want to go to MIT and study engineering, but I am stuck in the middle of Kansas and don't have enough money!"

Professor: "Forget MIT, Kansas State University is just as good and is only an hour away!"
by WorldLeader May 17, 2007
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state job

Synonymous with dying in a really embarrassing way, such as accidentally choking yourself with your belt while masturbating, or impaling yourself on a broomstick during homosexual shenanigans. Only worse.
Guy 1:"Whatever happened to that crackhead Jim?"
Guy 2:"I heard he got a state job."
Guy 1:"Oh man, that's too bad."
by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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Jackson State Community College

Worst community college in TN. Really, what a shithole.
Jackson State Community College is such a shithole. Did you know that they hire kids from Easter Seals to work in admin?
by xjsccouttheysuck October 18, 2008
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debt ridden police state

Once a prosperous nation, now a debt ridden police state. After Bush's illogical foreign policy pissed off the entire world, the tragedy of 9-11 happened. And then our freedoms were reaped via the patriot act and similar laws and acts, thus turning the US into a police state. The most ironic part is that those laws were passed to 'protect the liberties of the American people', it really makes you think.

Soon after, for no reason, George catapulted the US into an illegal oil war. That costs 7 trillion dollars to maintain . And you're paying for it.

Thank you Mr. President
by asdfsa August 22, 2007
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