9-11

George Bush's excuse to begin turning America into a police state.

9-11: Sorry ma'am, we have to search your handbag to make sure that you're not a TERRORIST

by Wayze September 25, 2008

9-11

The day with the event that finally gave the US government the perfect excuse to scare the rights out of most citizens. God DAMN America.

i~i - T-H-E - P-A-T-R-I-O-T - A-C-T - i~i

by Eric Melech December 28, 2006

9-11

Bad news. Referencing the tragedy that occurred in the U.S. on that day (September 11), "9-11" has taken on the connotation of any unpleasant event that has transpired.

Carl: "Evan, how'd you do on the chem test yesterday?"
Evan: "Don't ask, brozay. That shit was 9-11."

by stockman09 August 15, 2007

9-11

1) The day that the United States government finally topped the Kennedy assasination in scale of lies it has the ability to sell to it's own citizens, in order to get funding and backing for a war we didn't need against a people who did nothing to merit the invasion in the first place.

see- illuminati, NWO, Martial law, fucked.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

9-11

A very easy subtraction problem. Doesn't even require a calculator if your IQ is above 30.

Teacher: What's 9-11?
Student: -2

by fuck america April 19, 2005

9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

9-11

while playing battlefield 3 when playing online to fly a jet in to the objective to kill/destroy the other team and/or by accident cause the jets are fucking hard to fly

guy1-fuck we can't make up the hill they are dug in deep
asshole pilot-fuck it i will just 9-11 the objective
guy1-really !?!?
asshole pilot-shi...(hes dead)

by doctimus prime October 30, 2011