Slothing

Being slow in the sack.

Honey you were really slothing in bed last night!

by McBady June 20, 2014

Shooting Rails

A phrase used by wannabe thugs and white trash which is to snort cocaine with a friend or person.

"Yo homie, I've just been shooting rails with my son trey von. His blow isboff the chain !?

by moosse September 18, 2014

smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

by R Dingle March 30, 2015

Smoothie Doping

The practice of adding the left-over bit of your healthy green smoothie from the previous day to a new smoothie you are making, therefore increasing the nutrient value and supplement density of the new smoothie (and avoiding wasted smoothie).

"Hey, what's that little jar of green goop in the fridge?"
"Oh, that's left-over spinach, kale, Omega-3, cantaloupe smoothie. It's for smoothie doping tomorrow."

by Jennzo November 5, 2015

smoothie'o

One that is smooth with the ladies.

Wow, she really like you. You are a smoothie'o.
"She wants me"! Yeah whatever smoothie'o.

by ABL= A boy Lang March 28, 2016

shooting star

The sexual act of spreading open ones anus, so that your partner can defecate inside of it.

She asked me if I liked ass play... I unfortunately said yes... A shooting star is not something you want.

by Elishnus July 28, 2016

Smithing

To commit to something with the express intent to make excuses to get out of it.

We were going to get beers, but you were apparently just smithing the whole time.

by thereelYeti May 27, 2016