smoothie'o

One that is smooth with the ladies.

Wow, she really like you. You are a smoothie'o.
"She wants me"! Yeah whatever smoothie'o.

by ABL= A boy Lang March 28, 2016

Ohio Clit Smoothie

The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.

David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"

by bonerteaser April 30, 2013

Oreo Smoothie

The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.

Does my mouth smell? my boyfriend Johnny gave me an Oreo smoothie last night!

by ZBWLAK May 5, 2008

Oreo Smoothie

During the sexual act of anal, the male hits climax and ejaculates into the females rectum. Later on, the female will the defecait creating what is known as a oreo smoothie Yummy

Jenny just made me an oreo smoothie, I can't believe how delicious it is!

by Sack of Wine May 8, 2016

Hot fish smoothie

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance

Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021

Sex Smoothie

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021