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Guy: Who is that girl?
Guy1: Well that is Victoria Marie Smith!
Guy: I forgot to ask her name, but she is so nice, oh I wish she wasn't taken.
Guy1: That sucks. Well her boyfriend is really lucky!
Guy1: Well that is Victoria Marie Smith!
Guy: I forgot to ask her name, but she is so nice, oh I wish she wasn't taken.
Guy1: That sucks. Well her boyfriend is really lucky!
by luckyboykevin July 9, 2011
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Get the Smicha mug.1. Like a sitrep, but in a civilian / corporate context and, more specifically, describing a situation that has absolutely no silver lining.
WALT: Hey boss, looks like we have a big problem here.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
by Harris Bergstein May 12, 2010
Get the shithap mug.comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery
99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011
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