Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation

Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent”

by Bella Eyelash October 15, 2025

scratch n' sniff

The process of scratching your butt hole and taking a big ol' sniff.

Dude 1: Ew! Did you just scratch n' sniff?
Dude 2: Sure did. Smelt good too.

by beter68 November 6, 2025

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025

Scratch

An popular website that is made to introduce kids to coding. You can find it on scratch.mit.edu

Are you aslo on Scratch? If yes, can you tell me your username so I can follow you?

by #Bogdan# November 25, 2025

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

getting scratch

the act of having your tires spinning excessively while accelerating. Similar to a peel out.

After I get out of a car wash I love getting scratch.

by scratch getter October 26, 2007

Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008